NOW HIRING!!!
Now accepting applications for a new boyfriend: This is an exciting opportunity to spend time with a energetic, positive, attractive, stimulating, intelligent, domesticated, divorced woman of class. This is a highly competitive but well-compensated position, so please take the time to prepare your cover letter wisely.
Job Description: There will be some heavy lifting and the occasional overnight and/or weekend shifts. Duties include asking me how my day was, then actually listening to the answer; providing affection; fixing things within 24-hours of discovering they are broken; changing light bulbs; killing bugs; kissing my finger when it gets an ouchie; washing my car, regularly; rubbing my feet and various other body parts not because I ask but because you want to; taking me dancing; getting the door for me; putting your arm around me when you introduce me to your friends and family.
Minimum Qualifications: Must be ethical; must have good manners; must not yell at me, ever; ability to build shelves and fix things a plus; must be reliable and show initiative; must be punctual; must be chivalrous; must know how to stay out of my kitchen when I am cooking; must think I am the greatest thing since sliced bread; must not have any communicable diseases; must not have any felony convictions, nor any outstanding warrants; college education required, advance degree preferred.
Benefits Package: fun, laughter, witty rapport; well-versed hot chick available on demand to impress your colleagues (without having to worry about being embarrassed) and make your homeboys jealous (while remaining loyal to you); freedom to be your own man without someone trying to change you; full-service man-cave stocked with all-you-can-eat sandwiches, wings, drinks, and no interruptions when it's 3rd and goal in the 4th quarter; home-cooked hot meals, often prepared wearing nothing but heels and an apron; lovin` like oh baby you just don't know! Benefits offered after 90-day probationary period.
Please dress for success! I prefer a man with a great smile and positive energy who doesn't own any suits the colors of Skittles. While I am an equal opportunity employer, please bring your A-game because I'm a stringent screener. The most qualified applicants will be contacted for an interview. LOL
Job Description: There will be some heavy lifting and the occasional overnight and/or weekend shifts. Duties include asking me how my day was, then actually listening to the answer; providing affection; fixing things within 24-hours of discovering they are broken; changing light bulbs; killing bugs; kissing my finger when it gets an ouchie; washing my car, regularly; rubbing my feet and various other body parts not because I ask but because you want to; taking me dancing; getting the door for me; putting your arm around me when you introduce me to your friends and family.
Minimum Qualifications: Must be ethical; must have good manners; must not yell at me, ever; ability to build shelves and fix things a plus; must be reliable and show initiative; must be punctual; must be chivalrous; must know how to stay out of my kitchen when I am cooking; must think I am the greatest thing since sliced bread; must not have any communicable diseases; must not have any felony convictions, nor any outstanding warrants; college education required, advance degree preferred.
Benefits Package: fun, laughter, witty rapport; well-versed hot chick available on demand to impress your colleagues (without having to worry about being embarrassed) and make your homeboys jealous (while remaining loyal to you); freedom to be your own man without someone trying to change you; full-service man-cave stocked with all-you-can-eat sandwiches, wings, drinks, and no interruptions when it's 3rd and goal in the 4th quarter; home-cooked hot meals, often prepared wearing nothing but heels and an apron; lovin` like oh baby you just don't know! Benefits offered after 90-day probationary period.
Please dress for success! I prefer a man with a great smile and positive energy who doesn't own any suits the colors of Skittles. While I am an equal opportunity employer, please bring your A-game because I'm a stringent screener. The most qualified applicants will be contacted for an interview. LOL
I'm the girl your ex will hate, your mom will love, and you will never forget ...
Thanks for dropping by! I am a Ukrainian-Canadian woman who identifies very closely with my heritage and the culture that comes with it. I have however lived across America for over two decades, so please don't think that because I am "imported" that I am by any means fresh off the boat, a mail-order bride, or naive to American ways!
If you're seeking a new beau and think I might be the one for you, allow me to mention a few pertinent things about me that may be on your yae or nae list to help you narrow your search, so that you can proceed accordingly:
If you're seeking a new beau and think I might be the one for you, allow me to mention a few pertinent things about me that may be on your yae or nae list to help you narrow your search, so that you can proceed accordingly:
- I am a city girl. I enjoy lovely spas, shopping, cooking, dining out, dancing, reading books, and traveling. I do NOT enjoy camping or hiking or fishing -- my idea of "camping" is staying at a hotel with no pool :)
- Cooking and dining are extremely important to me. I am a European-style eater: I love the experience of dining and enjoy a slow, leisurely meal. I prefer sharing meals with adventurous dining-mates who are open to new foods -- trying out new spots and taking a chance on something I've never eaten before at an ethnic restaurant are great fun to me. The addition of a great conversationalist who loves to linger with a cup of tea or coffee after our meal and discuss a wide range of topics would make my meal complete -- is he you?
- I do go to the gym, but it's against my will! I would rather walk somewhere than walk on a treadmill, ride a bike to and from somewhere than ride a stationary cycle, or go for a late night swim with a lover instead of swim laps with strangers. Whether you regard that as romantic or lazy is probably going to help you check a box on your "list."
- I enjoy any activity that is music related, including ballets, concerts, dancing, piano bars, and Vegas shows. I enjoy several music genres, including house, classical, Latin jazz, salsa, old school hip hop, R&B, jazz, neo-soul, alternative and polkas!
- I am a very hard working, entrepreneurial woman. I make trips to other cities as my clients need me. Being on the road and working long hours is not for everyone. Therefore, when it comes to romance, I am most attracted to people that share my strong work ethic, derive as much satisfaction from work as I do, and understand that not being available physically does not have to transpose to not being available emotionally: it can work if you make it.
- I am broadly educated, and prefer men who are well-read and college-groomed like me so we can actually have something to talk about once in a while. My background is in business, human behavior, information technologies, and medical sciences. Odd combination, you think? You betcha! Makes for an interesting conversation after dinner though ;)
- I prefer men who are a little old-fashioned when it comes to dating rituals. I think a little effort and pursuit from a man are a good thing: some flowers or a sweet note are lovely tokens in my eyes. Nothing of value comes easily, right? What he must remember though is that I work really hard. A lot. When I do finally take some time off from my work to go on a date, I would like it to be with a man who has great manners and knows how to treat a lady appropriately.
- Fashion is very important to me, but not for the reasons you may think. I love quality garments, and love going shopping for classic pieces that will stay in my collection for years to come - I am not a trendy gal. I give preference to men who have great fashion taste, are stylish dressers, and know how to select an outfit appropriate to the venue. Men who share my love of classic pieces and have incorporated European-style pieces into their wardrobes may be my kryptonite. I am not interested in dating any men having a midlife crisis who dress like they are 22 years old -- I find a distinguished gentleman dressed age-appropriately and/or venue-appropriately to be most attractive.
- I date good men. Period. I don't care where he's from, how much money he makes, what he drives, how tall he is, if I can bounce quarters off his abs, nor what color his skin is. A good man is a good man: he's moral, a hard worker, chivalrous and interesting. I thoroughly LOVE getting to know more about other people's industries, countries, cities and cultures. I guess that makes me "progressive" ---
- I am not a set of golf clubs on eBay. Please do not objectify me. While I appreciate a compliment regarding my looks as much as the next woman, I would hope that you'd find me attractive based on other traits as well.
If any of this piques your interest, feel free to drop me a line ... And fellas? No one wants to shoot fish in a barrel ... make it interesting!
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